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It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

It's rare that you see an artist in his 30s or 40s able to really contribute something amazing.
Author: Steve Jobs

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
Author: Marlene Dietrich

It's the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say you're mad, then dangerous, then there's a pause and then you can't find anyone who disagrees with you.
Author: Tony Benn

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal." The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town. "Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'." "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut." "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'."
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes