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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Author: Lily Tomlin

It's possible to disagree with someone about the ethics of non-violence without wanting to kick his face in.
Author: Christopher Hampton

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
Author: Anatole France

Man is what he believes.
Author: Anton Chekhov

Man: the glory, jest, and riddle of the world.
Author: Alexander Pope

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie ...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers
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