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I've grown to realize the joy that comes from little victories is preferable to the fun that comes from ease and the pursuit of pleasure.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Jean Paul Sartre says in "No Exit" that hell is other people. Well, our task in life is to make it heaven. Or at least earth.
Author: Alan Alda

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.
Author: Seneca

Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you.
Author: Lisa Alther

Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.
Author: Hugh Elliott

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."
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A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.
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Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.
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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened ?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?" "Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes