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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Author: Bill Cosby

I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
Author: Paris Hilton

I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day.
Author: Frank Sinatra

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes