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Henceforth I ask not good fortune. I myself am good fortune.
Author: Walt Whitman

Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.
Author: Bible

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Author: Will Rogers

High thoughts must have high language.
Author: Aristophanes

I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes