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It's about what YOU are going to do with the short time you have left on this earth.
Author: Hugh Macleod

It's always been about the experience of life and of not being passive. If something so excites my curiosty, I want to go there, be a part of whatever it is that's either pushing me or pulling me toward it. That desire for experience has made me very rich
Author: Tish Grier

It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny.
Author: Jean Nidetch

It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Author: Darby Conley

It's no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The city of the dead sleeps encircled by the city of the living.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. "Is that your big dog outside?" Wondering how she had got past him he said "Yes why?" She said I'm sorry but my dog just killed him!" "What??" Roared the man "What kind of dog have you got??" "A Peke" Replied the woman. "A Peke??? how could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?" "I think it got stuck in his throat!" Replied the woman.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes