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Nobody has things just as he would like them. The thing to do is to make a success with what material I have. It is a sheer waste of time and soulpower to imagine what I would do if things were different. They are not different.
Author: Dr. Frank Crane

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.
Author: Heywood Broun

None are so busy as the fool and knave.
Author: John Dryden

Not being able to govern events, I govern myself.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Not every age is fit for childish sports.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes