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Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man more deeply than the thought his honour is assailed.
Author: Moliere

To do anything truly worth doing, I must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in with gusto and scramble through as well as I can.
Author: Og Mandino

Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen.
Author: Robert Bresson

Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
Author: Cato the Elder

To find fulfillment...don't exist with life - embrace it.
Author: Jim Beggs

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!
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Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!
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