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A cult is a religion with no political power.
Author: Tom Wolfe

A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
Author: John le Carre

A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Author: Caskie Stinnett

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Author: Ogden Nash

A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.
Author: Dante Alighieri

A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. "I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted." "Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so dejected?" "Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes