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Afflicted by love's madness all are blind.
Author: Sextus Propertius

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Author: George Ade

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
Author: Ronnie Shakes

Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.
Author: J. K. Rowling

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What on earth do you mean???" "Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!
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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time. ''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."
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Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes