Best Cell Phones

Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do believe in Art for Art's sake.
Author: E. M. Forster

Would that the Roman people had a single neck [to cut off their head].
Author: Caligula (Gaius Caesar)

There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
Author: Robert Heinlein

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon.
Author: Bible

Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes