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That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.
Author: Madonna

It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life starts looking up, another falls to pieces.
Author: Helen Fielding

That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
Author: William J. H. Boetcker

That's the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home. If you do that honestly, the rest takes care of itself.
Author: Barbara Hall

That's what I consider true generosity. You give your all, and yet you always feel as if it costs you nothing.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!
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How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "
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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
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What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.
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Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...
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