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Make software that you want to use and that you would want to use often. As long as you are making something that you want to use, then your heart will be in it.
Author: Cabel Sasser

Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.
Author: Zora Neale Hurston

Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Author: Jacopo Sannazaro

Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck

Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes