Best Cell Phones

Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.
Author: Baruch Spinoza

People are people, messy and mutable, combining differently with one another from day to day - even hour to hour.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

People don't have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.
Author: Ruben Studdard

It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes