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The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in a smaller house than your means would entitle you to have.
Author: Edward Clarke

The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
Author: Judith Hayes

The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Author: William Van Horne

In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.
Author: Peter McWilliams

The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.
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What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"
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Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
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What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
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