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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Author: Unknown

Good men must be affectionate men.
Author: Samuel Richardson

Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Goodbye cruel world.
Author: Gloria Shayne

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
Author: Walter Winchell

I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
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What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.
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Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
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Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes, but I didn't find it striking.
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