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As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of the cycle of birth, life and death. For when you stand in the present moment, you are timeless.
Author: Rodney Yee

Ask not what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive... then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
Author: Howard Thurman

Ask yourself: Have you been kind today? Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world.
Author: Annie Lennox

Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.
Author: Dr. David M. Burns

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
Author: Pat Paulsen

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.
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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
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Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!
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