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It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its sovereign law is subordination and dependence.
Author: Marquis de Vauvenargues

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Author: Jules Feiffer

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Author: Arthur Rubinstein

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
Author: Margaret Cho

Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the moment the present becomes the past.
Author: Real Live Preacher

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, 'Don't you know how to ride a bike?' 'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't know how to ring the bell yet'
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes