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Living hell is the best revenge.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
Author: Mark B. Cohen

Nothing discernable to the eye of the spirit is more brilliant or obscure than man; nothing is more formidible, complex, mysterious, and infinite. There is a prospect greater than the sea, and it is the sky; there is a prospect greater than the sky, and i
Author: Victor Hugo

Nothing fails like success.
Author: Gerald Nachman

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.
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McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge that's coming down the road toward us." "What are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett. "You're the one who's driving!"
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The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker and still be fresh. Look at you, panting away." The young man took a deep breath and said, "Pop, I missed this train at the *last* station."
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A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway driver whos the two biggest poofs in America?" comes from the CB. The Roadway driver replies . "I don't know" . The other trucker says " You and your brother ". Well the Roadway driver gets all annoyed but the other driver tells him "Its just a joke - tell it to the next truck you see." Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour an finally sees another truck .he gets on the CB and says " Hey other truck do you know who the two biggest poofs in the world are?" The other trucker says " I don't know who?" The roadway driver replies " Me and my brother"
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A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes