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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Author: Will Rogers

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

I went off to college planning to major in math or philosophy-- of course, both those ideas are really the same idea.
Author: Frank Wilczek

Set thine house in order.
Author: Bible

Lighter is the wound foreseen.
Author: Cato the Elder

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!
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Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes