Best quotes to send by SMS

Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax.
Author: Dianne Hales
The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead. Economists set themselves too easy, too useless a task if in tempestuous seasons they can only tell us that when the storm is past the ocean is flat again.
Author: John Maynard Keynes
The loss which is unknown is no loss at all.
Author: Publilius Syrus
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Author: Robertson Davies
The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when the nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
Author: Alan Bennett
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why are spiders like tops ?
They are always
spinning !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a
bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is
itching to go !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you call a scruffy,
lazy ant?
Decadant.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder
what stops it from falling down.
Owner: I think the woodworm are
holding hands.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a
fly swatter.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes