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Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
Author: James Branch Cabell

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

Law is the embodiment of the moral sentiment of the people.
Author: William Blackstone

Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blur ! Blur who ? Blur, it's cold and wet out here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !
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