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The future ain't what it used to be.
Author: Yogi Berra

Politics is the art of the possible.
Author: Otto Von Bismarck

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Author: Robert R. Coveyou

The goal of all life is death.
Author: Sigmund Freud

The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Author: Euripides

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well. 'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre. 'No,' he answered. 'Just sick sick!'
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Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. 'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!'
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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.
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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !
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Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in
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