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Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
Author: Confucius

Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.
Author: Bible

Be not too hasty either with praise or blame; speak always as though you were giving evidence before the judgement-seat of the Gods.
Author: Seneca

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
Author: Malcolm X

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour.
Author: Bible

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!
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