Best Cell Phones

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Author: Oscar Levant

Oh sleep! It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Author: Emo Phillips

Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel.
Author: Bible

What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes