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A safe but sometimes chilly way of recalling the past is to force open a crammed drawer. If you are searching for anything in particular you don't find it, but something falls out at the back that is often more interesting.
Author: James M. Barrie

A second wife is hateful to the children of the first; a viper is not more hateful.
Author: Euripides

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.
Author: Daniel J. Boorstin

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Author: Joseph Stalin

Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !
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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
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What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
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What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?
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What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
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