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I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the time.
Author: Anna Freud

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Author: Dan Quayle

People who are 'ready' give off a different vibe than people who aren't. Animals can smell fear; maybe that's it. The minute you become ready is the the minute you stop dreaming. Suddenly it's no longer about 'becoming'. Suddenly it's about 'doing'.
Author: Hugh Macleod

People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
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What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes