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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis

I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Author: William Henry Harrison

Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
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How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.
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I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
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How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.
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A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
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