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I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.
Author: Jim Carrey

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Author: David T. Wolf

If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
Author: Seneca

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
Author: Christina Stead

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
Author: Tom Stoppard

Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes