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The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
Author: Mikhail Bakunin

The future ain't what it used to be.
Author: Yogi Berra

Politics is the art of the possible.
Author: Otto Von Bismarck

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Author: Robert R. Coveyou

The goal of all life is death.
Author: Sigmund Freud

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"
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The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'
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On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'
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Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well. 'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre. 'No,' he answered. 'Just sick sick!'
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Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. 'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!'
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