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An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.Author: George Bernard Shaw
An exile's life is no life.Author: Leonidas of Tarentum
An honest man is the noblest work of God.Author: Alexander Pope
An idea isn't worth that much. It's the execution of the idea that has value. If you can't convince one other person that this is something to devote your life to, then it's not worth it.Author: Joel Spolsky
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.Author: Evelle J. Younger
The best jokes to send by SMS
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk
cartons in the
grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows get when they do all their
chores?
Mooney.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows usually
fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who argues with her
husband?
A bullfighter!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't give
milk?
A milk dud!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes