Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir Walter Scott And come he slow, or come he fast, It is but death who comes at last.
Author: Sir Walter Scott

Kahlil Gibran And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.
Author: Kahlil Gibran

William Shakespeare And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us truths, Win us with honest trifles, to betray's In deepest consequence.
Author: William Shakespeare

John F. Kennedy And so, my fellow americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.
Author: John F. Kennedy

Anne Bronte And then, the unspeakable purity and freshness of the air! There was just enough heat to enhance the value of the breeze, and just enough wind to keep the whole sea in motion, to make the waves come bounding to the shore, foaming and sparkling, as if wild
Author: Anne Bronte

The best jokes to send by SMS
Car and train jokes If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
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Car and train jokes What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.
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Car and train jokes You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!
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Car and train jokes Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.
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Car and train jokes Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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