Best quotes to send by SMS

Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.
Author: Mother Teresa
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at.
Author: William Shakespeare
Let your loins be girded about, and your lights burning.
Author: Bible
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Author: Aristotle
'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.'
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Where do birds meet for coffee ?
In a
nest-cafe !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a duck with a
firework ?
A firequaker !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What bird tastes just like butter ?
A stork
!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes