Best quotes to send by SMS
Mother Teresa Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.
Author: Mother Teresa

William Shakespeare I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
Author: William Shakespeare

Bible Let your loins be girded about, and your lights burning.
Author: Bible

Aristotle Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Author: Aristotle

J. R. R. Tolkien 'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.'
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !
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Bird jokes Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !
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Bird jokes What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !
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Bird jokes What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
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Bird jokes What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !
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