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The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he who has granted it ought to forget the fact at once.
Author: Demosthenes

The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
Author: Samuel Butler

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The mathematics is not there till we put it there.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Author: J. Paul Getty

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.
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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......
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What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.
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Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes