Best Cell Phones

Not even the gods fight against necessity.
Author: Simonides

Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws from the noise in order to find peace and order in his inner sanctuary.
Author: Peter Minard

Living hell is the best revenge.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
Author: Mark B. Cohen

Nothing discernable to the eye of the spirit is more brilliant or obscure than man; nothing is more formidible, complex, mysterious, and infinite. There is a prospect greater than the sea, and it is the sky; there is a prospect greater than the sky, and i
Author: Victor Hugo

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."
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Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
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Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes