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There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
Author: Robert Heinlein

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon.
Author: Bible

Yes, our company is at risk because we cede control to the users, but that's how we do our business. If the community decides to kill the business, maybe it deserves to die.
Author: Jeffrey Kalmikoff

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose.
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !
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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes