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The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.
Author: Steve Jobs

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

The Philistines be upon thee, Samson.
Author: Bible

If you're afraid to let someone else see your weakness, take heart: Nobody's perfect. Besides, your attempts to hide your flaws don't work as well as you think they do.
Author: Julie Morgenstern

Nice guys finish last.
Author: Leo Durocher

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ? Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !
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