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I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Author: William Shakespeare

I am a part of all I have read.
Author: John Kieran

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

One man with courage makes a majority.
Author: Andrew Jackson

If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Author: George Gilder

Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.
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Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
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Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.
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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
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Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.
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