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Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose.
Author: Dan McKinnon

Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.
Author: Ralph W. Sockman

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
Author: George Washington

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Author: Sun-tzu

Be gentle with the young.
Author: Juvenal

On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying?" asked Bud. The lad smiled and said, "Applied psychology."
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this?" asked one student indignantly. "What's it taste like?" asked the cook." "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie the plum pie tastes like soap."
This is the joke from a category: College jokes