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Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when?
Author: Rabbi Hillel

I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
Author: Herodotus

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Author: Lyman Beecher

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
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How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes