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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Author: Voltaire

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
Author: Anonymous

God made man because He loves stories.
Author: Elie Wiesel

God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee.
Author: The Talmud

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
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If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'".
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