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To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the world, if men were only capable of staying awake long enough to let the idea soak in.
Author: Henry Miller

No Christian and, indeed, no historian could accept the epigram which defines religion as 'what a man does with his solitude.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
Author: Janeane Garofalo

To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Author: Horace Mann

Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
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Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
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Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?
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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !
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Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !
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