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Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Author: Henry J. Tillman

Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.
Author: Salma Hayek

Let not your heart be troubled.
Author: Bible

Life without the courage for death is slavery.
Author: Seneca

Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism what will be read once.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!
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A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
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Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. "I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted." "Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so dejected?" "Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!"
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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
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"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"
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