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The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.
Author: Joan Baez

The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
Author: Warren Buffett

The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id, be very afraid !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !
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