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Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is more like a wise man than a fool who holds his tongue.
Author: Saint Francis de Sales

No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it.
Author: Napoleon Hill

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Author: A. Whitney Brown

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it.
Author: Howard Newton

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this pig?' Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: 'Which end of the fork are you referring to?'
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Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.
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How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.
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