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Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Author: Gore Vidal

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Author: Fred Allen

Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what trea
Author: Robertson Davies

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Author: George Burns

Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.
Author: Ayn Rand

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