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America has never been united by blood or birth or soil. We are bound by ideals that move us beyond our backgrounds, lift us above our interests and teach us what it means to be citizens.
Author: George W. Bush

America is a young country with an old mentality.
Author: George Santayana

America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie before us, the burden of the World's History shall reveal itself.
Author: Georg W. Hegel

American foreign policy must be more than the management of crisis. It must have a great and guiding goal: to turn this time of American influence into generations of democratic peace.
Author: George W. Bush

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
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First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes