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A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
Author: Anonymous

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
Author: Sir Barnett Cocks

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Author: Harold Fricklestein

A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
Author: German Proverb

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes