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All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

All men have need of the gods.
Author: Homer

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Author: Matt Groening

All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
Author: Bobby Knight

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Author: Aristotle

Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain't. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, ain't nobody coming ?
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The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied
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Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !
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Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."
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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !
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