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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Author: Jewish Proverb

A place for everything and everything in its place.
Author: Isabella Mary Beeton

A poem is no place for an idea.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.
Author: W. H. Auden

When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !
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Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !
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What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes